February 2012
59 posts
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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WatchWatch
WHAT. LOL
Feb 29th
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Feb 28th
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fuck it, i'm skipping class and catching up on...
Feb 28th
I want a girl best friend who will just cuddle and...
Feb 27th
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I think Scar is the worst, and scariest, Disney...
He reminds me of Hitler. 
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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seriously taking a first name change into...
Feb 27th
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so driving back from the city yesterday, i get a...
patienceisbeast: most-awkward-moments: ^lil playa~~ Click here if you’re bored! This is epic.
Feb 26th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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me: why am i so funny
me: i don't know
me: *laughs*
me: *sighs*
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 19th
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Think it's time to get a new girlfriend.
Any takers? loljkthat’dbehellaweird.  I should make a girlfriend application
Feb 19th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Do I wanna go to school?
totally-relatable: How about tomorrow? How about next week? How about next month? Do I want to go to school next year? Follow Totally-Relatable for the funniest and most relatable posts.
Feb 10th
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Teacher: A long time ago people thought there were only four elements. Can anyone guess what they were?
Me: Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.
Teacher:
Me:
teacher: what?
Me: what?
Feb 9th
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You look like you'd be nice to just sit on a...
Feb 8th
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I suck at texting unless:
killhodgy: I am in a relationship with you You are cute I need something Me and you are close as fuck I want you in my bed accurate 
Feb 8th
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Feb 7th
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A girl got a tattoo of a seashell on her inner...
lolsofunny: lolsofunny.com She put her boyfriends head down there and asked “can you hear the ocean?” he said ” no but I can smell the fish” hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Feb 7th
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lolsofunny: i just emailed my ict teacher with what i thought was my homework but instead i sent ok i cant stop laughing omfg I’M SCREAMING
Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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alohikela asked: Heck, maybe I'll join you. Need to pay my way through college somehow. xD
Feb 7th
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alohikela asked: I've compiled a list of songs for you to start planning your routine to: "Out Tonight" Rosario Dawson, RENT "Buttons" The Pussycat Dolls "Milkshake" Kelis "Wannabe" The Spice Girls
Feb 7th
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alohikela asked: So, it has come to my intention that you're looking into a career change. I recommend the Olympic Garden in Las Vegas.
Feb 7th
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thephoticzone asked: screw women, men all over the place would love it
Feb 7th
thephoticzone asked: Become a stripper please?
Feb 7th
Feb 7th
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When you're actually sick but people think you're...
Feb 7th
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